THINGS TO DO IN SOUTH CAROLINA
June 15th, 2010
- Fly to California
- Drive to North Carolina
- Walk to The Store
- Buy A Car
- Drive to Florida
- Hunt Jews
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Best Answers to “What’s Up?”
February 5th, 2010
-”My parents just retired and sent me money and asked me to give you some.”
-”I’m interested in having sex with you if that’s what you want to do… And I’m not interested if that’s not what you want to do.”
-”I just made popcorn and cookies for us.”
-”Our boss is quitting and giving us his job and wife and house.”
-”I brought cocaine. You bring your nose!”