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Archive for February, 2010

Best Answers to “What’s Up?”

February 5th, 2010

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-”My parents just retired and sent me money and asked me to give you some.”

-”I’m interested in having sex with you if that’s what you want to do… And I’m not interested if that’s not what you want to do.”

-”I just made popcorn and cookies for us.”

-”Our boss is quitting and giving us his job and wife and house.”

-”I brought cocaine. You bring your nose!”

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New Trees

February 5th, 2010

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-Leafless Maple
-Purple pine
-Squid Maple
-Midget Oak
-Rubber Bush
-Money Tree
-Synthethic Muslim Pine
-Werewolf

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Guys Who Aren’t in AC/DC

February 5th, 2010

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-Ed Burns
-David Bowie
-Aunt Jemima
-Pavarati
-Kate Winslet’s son, Bob
-Yoyo Ma
-Yoyo Hank
-Devin Tha Dude
-Angus Young

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