Stop Mocking My Incredibly Large Penis
In the video above, a group of youthful videographers fill up a Trojan Magnum © Lubricated Condom with water. As the condom continues to fill up with more and more water, the off-camera voices turn from awe to mockery.
“Look at that penis!” one voice exclaims.
“That’s disgusting!” says another, as a pair of hands fondles the water-filled condom.
“It’s so hard to lift!”
The video is titled “How Much a Magnum Condom Can Take.” And that question is an interesting one. One that has often sat in the back of my mind as I’m slowly rolling a Trojan Magnum © Lubricated Condom over my one and a half gallon-large penis.
The titular question is never answered in “How Much a Magnum Condom Can Take.” Instead, the group of youthful videographers squanders the valuable broadcast time it was awarded by whatever Television Network that ran this segment and spends its time collectively mocking people like me. People who have penises large enough to fill their entire Trojan Magnum © Lubricated Condoms.
These youths are not alone. The internet is filled with mean-spirited youths who seem to have a problem with people like me.