• Fly to California
• Drive to North Carolina
• Walk to The Store
• Buy A Car
• Drive to Florida
• Hunt Jews

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• High
• Very High
• Cardiac Arrest
• There IS No Rain
• Stop dancing around in the yard and put some tarp over papa’s Time Machine

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-”My parents just retired and sent me money and asked me to give you some.”

-”I’m interested in having sex with you if that’s what you want to do… And I’m not interested if that’s not what you want to do.”

-”I just made popcorn and cookies for us.”

-”Our boss is quitting and giving us his job and wife and house.”

-”I brought cocaine. You bring your nose!”

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-Leafless Maple
-Purple pine
-Squid Maple
-Midget Oak
-Rubber Bush
-Money Tree
-Synthethic Muslim Pine
-Werewolf

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-Ed Burns
-David Bowie
-Aunt Jemima
-Pavarati
-Kate Winslet’s son, Bob
-Yoyo Ma
-Yoyo Hank
-Devin Tha Dude
-Angus Young

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1. Detroit

2. Ann Arbor

3. Kalamazoo

4. Flint

5. Grand Rapids

6. Dearborn

7. Warren

8. Lansing

9. Easting Lansing

10. Outside Detroit

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